Progress

President Bush was on the teevee this holiday weekend telling me about the great progress he observed during his surprise visit to Iraq (and he didn't even need to leave a secured air base to tell).

I know he wouldn't lie to us. I mean, I've seen him in his flight suit and he looks like a very well endowed he-man, and brother, they don't lie. So, I'll just have to designate to the realms of hysteria the recent independent report from the GAO that finds Iraq reconstruction efforts stalling and little change in daily attacks against Iraqis. Bush and his war in Iraq are teh awesome.

Awesome too will be our inevitable invasion of the new big bad, Iran (Qaeda is so post 9-11).

We are a village of doomed idiots.